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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Mike Cannon made ME a DRUG ADDICT | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 98

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is BACK with the KING Mike Cannon! The boys are fresh off the set of Distefano's new tv show. Mike is a drug addict and gets Chris hooked on weed edibles. CHAOS! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS fansly.com/promo/chaos betterhelp.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Guess what? We got new cities added to my stand up tour. We got a brand new hour of stand up material.

0:06.1

I mean, this is brand spankin' new motherfucker. Okay?

0:09.6

All you got to do to get the Tiki Wikis go to Chris D comedy.com, my website that Vendancy is gonna change.

0:16.0

But that's all you got to do. And I want to announce the new dates right here for you.

0:20.1

But first I want to tell you that Charlotte, Ashville and Charleston this weekend are all sold out.

0:25.9

Sorry, December 31st, hunting to New York, New Year's Eve first show, sold out.

0:30.0

Second show has got like 10 tickets left. So if you want to make New Year's Eve plans and you're in Long Island, there.

0:35.2

Do it. New Orleans, January 12th, Dallas, Texas, January 13th, sold out.

0:40.5

January 14th, Houston, also almost sold out.

0:43.8

January 26th to the 28th, these are the newbies. These are the new ones. January 26th to the 28th, Phoenix, Arizona,

0:50.7

February 22nd, 2023, Vancouver, British Columbia.

0:54.9

March 28th to the 29th, West Palm Beach, Florida.

0:58.6

And then March 31st, the Fontaine Blue in Miami Beach, Code Chrissy, tickets are on sale.

1:05.9

Or you might not need the code by now, but that's a big one, Miami Beach.

1:09.1

And then April 12th, Austin, Texas, May 5th, Buffalo, New York, a little reschedge from this past winter.

1:17.1

So thank you so much, ChrisDekomedy.com.

1:20.2

Also the merch, get a new sweatshirt, get a Chrissy K.S. sweatshirt. If you come into the New Year's Eve show, we got brand new fucking merch.

1:27.4

We got brand new merch. It's beautiful. It's up there. We're not going to sell it any other place, but the New Year's Eve show.

1:33.8

So get it. And if you don't like it, then you can wipe up your gizz off your feet with it.

1:39.2

ChrissyCommedy.com, particularly Wikis, Florida, Vancouver, Austin, Texas, AK, Austin, Texas.

1:46.0

All those other cities that I told you about. I'm high.

1:50.3

What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of the Super Maximum Chrissy Chaos Podcast.

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