Fifa is Corrupt! I'm Sorry Fred Armisen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 96

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is fresh off the flu! Sorry for the late ep!!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS prizepicks.com/chaos go.factor75.com/chaos60 code chaos60 CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? I got a new date added January 26th to the 28th Phoenix, Arizona,
0:07.2	brand new Arab Standard material January 26th to the 28th Phoenix, Arizona stand up live.
0:13.1	Then of course we got December 15th, 16th, 17th and Charlotte Asheville and Charleston,
0:17.3	December 31st, Huntington, New York. And then we got January 12th in New Orleans, January
0:21.6	13th in Dallas, January 14th in Houston. But January 26th to the 28th Phoenix, Arizona
0:27.3	and Buffalo, New York. You got moved to May 5th because of the snowstorm.
0:31.3	Christy Comedy.com for Tiki Wickeys.
0:39.8	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Christy Chaos.
0:46.8	I'm sorry it's late, but you know what? So is Vinnie.
0:50.5	And no, imagine. No, I, well, who knows actually with her? She could be...
0:58.2	You've had the flu. You guys haven't like flu sex?
1:00.2	We've had no flu sex. Although I do think if we had sex it would be like,
1:05.0	it would be like my historic performance by me. Like like when Michael Jordan had his flu game
1:11.0	when he scored like 30 points with the flu. I feel like that's what would be my flu sex is I'd get like,
1:17.2	I'd get like five pumps off before I busted a neck. But yeah, no, I'm sorry. I'm going to
1:23.9	probably be, I'll be honest with you right off the top. I've had the flu. I'm feeling better today,
1:30.6	but your energy is just so depleted. It's like I have next to zero energy and I'm trying,
1:37.9	drinking coffee. I did a little blow. I tried fentanyl. I've been, you know, doing squats.
1:45.8	IAP, I've been trying to get my energy up. I've been listening to the American, to the National
1:50.8	Anthem. I watched the movie The Patriot with Mel Gibson. I've been trying to get pumped.
1:55.6	Homeless Pimp, you know, put on a new shirt for me to try to get me in the mood.
1:59.8	Come on, buddy.
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