Trump OnlyFans with Ti Ti Jerry & Tampa Tony | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 75

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is live on the 4th of July from a backyard BBQ. Chris tries pork! Chris is joined by Ti Ti Jerry and his father Tampa Tony. Ti Ti breaks down the R Kelly case. What is federal prison? Ti Ti is excited for her boyfriend to get out of prison. Whats a first date after serving time like? Ti Ti wants to go on a cruise. Chris wants to take viagra for the patreon. Chris wants Tampa Tony to get ripped for his 75th birthday. What's your reason for living? How do we get gas prices down!? Joe Biden vs Trump in penis size? WHO YOU GOT?! NYC is not safe these days. Worst thing you ever did out of passion. Tampa Tony wants to fix America. Chris talks gender. Chris goes anti-basement! Chris breaks out some dance moves. We answer some Patreon questions!!! FULL CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal LUCY.CO CODE CHAOS KIWICO.COM CODE CHAOS HELLOFRESH.COM/CHAOS16 CODE CHAOS16 CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I got a brand new comedy hour and I'm doing it on the road again go to chrisd comedy dot com
0:05.5	We got Burlington Vermont on July 27th. We got Montreal, Canada on July 28th at 29th once the Chrissy Kass podcast live
0:13.3	One is stand up at club soda day viewing that new hour
0:17.2	Then we got the Brea improv all gets 17 to the 20th and then we got San Francisco and the Chicago theater all at Chris D
0:25.3	Comedy dot com get tiki wikis
0:27.1	It is a brand new comedy hour. Matilda you've never heard and I'll mix in some crowd works
0:31.2	We're trying to get it seats in the front row and make fun of your nipples
0:39.7	What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Chrissy Kass we are coming to you live from the playground in the backyard of Kass manner
0:48.5	We got tt jerry coming on. We might even have a tampitoni siding coming on
0:52.3	Pimp has a cough and 102 degree fever up there's Jerry come on walk right in Jerry look like dressed like a Lucius Silverstone from Clueless
0:59.8	This is the new a lease this is the if there was a new if there was a new Clueless movie coming out
1:04.4	This is right here. This is what Stacy dash looks like now
1:08.5	Right you look like you look like you know what you look like right now with that hair if the predator went trans
1:13.8	Real man make girls
1:19.8	Wow, so that means I'm a real man because I made a girl out of myself. That's what exactly
1:25.5	Honestly the most manly guy I know has tits and that's tt. Jerry
1:30.5	Now baby today is July 4th this episode
1:35.3	This episode comes out tomorrow. Let me ask you tt on this July 4th. What is it? What's the one thing you love about America?
1:41.7	About America
1:44.4	Everything you love everything about everything about America. Do you think you could
1:48.2	Zon everything that happens
1:50.2	Do you think you would have you think you could have had a better life in another country or America's the only country for you
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