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Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2021
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Heather is fresh off of having her labia, ahem, I mean larynx investigated and things are rough. She is joined today by good friend and road dog Christina Tompkins to chat all things tour, positive heckling, farty cowboys, and the power of Google. After all the computer knows more than you ever will.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:17.6 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:22.4 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:24.1 | Thrilled to be in the studio, thrilled to be in New York, got a big week of shows. |
| 0:28.0 | And you know, just as the Lord give it, he take it the way. |
| 0:32.9 | I'm fresh off of vocal warm up, but I'm supposed to be on vocal rest right now. |
| 0:40.8 | No days off. So here we are. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to your raw |
| 0:44.5 | dog for 45 minutes. I'm going to shut the fuck up. And you know, it's really, it's really |
| 0:48.3 | scary being on vocal rest because to be a comedian and alone with your own thoughts, |
| 0:54.7 | takes you to a deep, dark place. It takes you to a place you never thought you'd be. |
| 0:58.2 | I like to talk shit. I talk shit for a living. And now because I can't speak to others, |
| 1:03.1 | I have to just basically look in the mirror quietly and talk shit to myself. |
| 1:08.0 | And that can make one spiral fairly quick. But we're going to keep it positive. I'm bringing in |
| 1:14.4 | one of my dearest friends who's on the road with me to give you a little recap of what's been happening |
| 1:18.3 | on the road. And also just to fucking help me because I can't talk for an hour and a half alone today. |
| 1:26.3 | Anyways, going to give you a recap of the tour, what's been happening. I will get back to the |
| 1:30.4 | Absolute Not podcast. I mean, hotline, whatever the fuck it is, 800, 2 and 3, 75, 0, 3. I'm going to |
| 1:37.3 | have some time over Thanksgiving. I want you guys to call in next week after the holidays. Tell me |
| 1:42.4 | what your absolutely nots for the holidays because I will record that before we come back into December. |
| 1:48.1 | Have a very exciting episode for you next week. This is going to be fun today. But again, call |
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