Roasting, Playing With Primus, Coffee | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-7-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about roasting a legend, playing with Primus, and coffee chains.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-7-17 - Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath, and saying Nuke-You-Lar.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Kay Kaiser (Harry Babbit & Ginny Simms) - Chatterbox

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0:00.0	Literally right now.
0:02.0	Let's talk about Helix mattresses.
0:05.0	I now have gotten one for my parents, my sister, and myself.
0:09.0	Literally my parents said it was the best mattress they've ever slept on in their lives,
0:12.0	and I'm going to trust them more than I trust myself because they're so much older than me.
0:17.0	Helix mattress is just supreme.
0:20.0	If you are a back sleeper, a stomach sleeper, a side sleeper, painful joints, whatever it is, you take a very short quiz and they've got you covered. For someone like me, especially, I am a side sleeper, but more importantly, I'm a really hot sleeper. So when I took the quiz, it matched me with the midnight mattress, specifically made for hot sleepers and size sleeper. So when I took the quiz, it matched me with the midnight mattress, specifically made for
0:39.9	hot sleepers and side sleepers. And sleep is something that I absolutely do not compromise. Go to helixleep.com
0:47.3	slash trash Tuesday for 27% off sitewide. That's helixleep.com slash trash Tuesday for 27% off site wide.
0:56.4	Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you.
0:59.8	Helixleap.com slash trash Tuesday.
1:06.3	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.
1:15.4	Just checking it on you. See, you know, your day's going. I hope everything's good with you.
1:23.1	I had a weird, like, busy week. I'm supposed to be like, you know, taking time off. But, you know, people ask me to do things, and I say, all right, because they're fun or they're cool. And then I don't look at my schedule. And all of a sudden, it's like, oh, my God, I got something fucking three days in a row. I'm supposed to be relaxing. Is this fucking bird gonna be doing this shit the whole time?
1:48.0	Oh, there he is. On top of the roof. Just running this fucking yap.
1:52.0	You're saying the same thing over and over again. What the fuck?
1:59.0	Yeah, that's what he's saying.
2:02.4	That's kind of perfect timing there.
2:05.6	Speaking of which, I, um... So, uh, what was it, Tuesday?
2:08.8	Oh, Jesus.
2:13.6	Yeah. Cut it out.
2:18.3	He doesn't give a fuck.
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