Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,

August 4th, 2025. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? How's it going? How the

fuck is it going? I'll tell you how it's going with the Boston Red Sox. They had their first sweep of a series this year against the cheating-ass Astros.

They got one legit title.

You got to give it to them.

You know, they came back.

They're like, all right, we cheated the first time.

Or as that guy said in the booth, their first championship was complicated.

It's complicated.

You know, they had an entanglement with the trash camp.

So every time, was it, El Tuvei was up, I was by myself yelling at the TV going, he's wearing a wire.

He's wearing a wire. Hide the trash cans. You know, something. And then he would immediately just, you know, slap a fucking single to write or whatever. He's a fucking great player. You know what I mean? I feel like that he got, you know, he was a victim of who he was hanging out with. They always, when I was growing up, they used to tell you, watch out who you hang out with because you'll end up with them. He didn't need to do that shit, is what I'm saying. He didn't need to.

But those owners, those owners of the Houston Astros, they needed to.

They didn't win when they were the cold 45s.

They didn't win with Nolan Ryan.

They've had J.R. Richards, Jose Cruz.

They've had all of these guys, Jeff Bagwell, they've had some fucking players down there.

You know? Ah, you know what? I'm over that shit. What the fuck? Fucking Yankees and Red Sox. We had a bunch of roided up free agents. We're winning titles. We won't won't want anyways. I feel like 2004. You know? That's when we finally just, we had to get down and dirty with the dirtiest of them all back then,

which was the fucking Yankees.

But now the Yankees are clean, man.

They fucking pretty much, it's their own farm system.

And now, like, it's because of the weather, you can't tell how evil they are,

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