Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about touring in Latin America, men getting dressed, and how much Bert loves Testosterone. They talk about Fast and the Furious franchise, naming a standup special, The Machine movie. They reminisce about cutting each other’s hair and try to figure out if they’d get hair transplants.

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0:00.0	When you talk English, you don't, you don't sell like a person who can fuck.
0:03.4	But then when you use talk Spanish, I go, that guy can fuck.
0:06.3	Siders I roll over skating.
0:07.5	Siders can't, maybe it's like blowing another guy and you're like,
0:09.5	I'll know what to do.
0:10.6	But then you realize there's some pros out there.
0:13.1	There's some really good, yeah.
0:14.7	It's so weird at what you like.
0:16.9	I know.
0:17.8	And people are like, how do you know this guy?
0:19.3	I'm like, I fucking, we just mess in.
0:21.0	You with the fucking dinner with them?
0:23.2	We hung out.
0:24.2	I would definitely come in my mouth.
0:25.8	I'd come all over my face.
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