Bert’s Biggest Fears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 179

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, hanging with NFL players, and more! Plus, they watch a clip of Machine Gun Kelly confronting Sam Tripoli research patron saints for Tom to choose, and reveal some of their favorite comedians.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I got fucking wasted after Pegas.
0:03.2	No.
0:04.0	He can't believe you.
0:06.5	Now everyone knows they can get a viral clip
0:08.8	by bringing it to fucking clowns.
0:10.3	I'm gonna be fucking chased by clowns.
0:12.3	It's extremely keen because the children scrub the floors
0:15.0	for Master Bird.
0:15.9	I got him to disobey.
0:17.2	Yeah, for Master Bird.
0:18.7	You did.
0:19.7	The app for orphans, like a swipe right.
0:21.1	Yeah, that makes that 100%
0:24.5	I'm not, I'm not.
0:29.5	Hey guys,
0:30.1	bringing you episode of Two Bears One Cave.
0:31.8	I'm in the driver's seat.
0:32.8	I'm taking control of things.
0:34.2	And we are on the West Coast.
0:35.9	My guest is a podcaster, a comedian.
0:39.3	That's a man.
0:42.7	Hey, what's going on with you?
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