Crazy Ex-Girlfriends w/ Big Jay Oakerson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 181

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Big Jay Oakerson! Go check out his new comedy special “Dog Belly” on YouTube right now! Tom and Jay talk about the chaotic Ari Shaffir, the shameless Bert Kreischer, and the confident Kevin Hart. They trade stories about TSA encounters, Jay shares stories about coming up with Kevin Hart, getting broken up with and getting caught cheating. They talk about standup comedy, writing, New Faces in Montreal, and the worst intros comedians have brought them on stage with.

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