MrBallen Traumatizes Tom Segura | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:01.2	Cheers.
0:05.3	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave.
0:08.4	My regular co-host is having his spine fused.
0:13.5	And so while he's out, we have a great guest.
0:16.8	If you're a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious,
0:19.9	don't forget to hit that subscribe button like you're slapping the tip of your penis on your partner's forehead.
0:26.2	Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Mr. Ballin.
0:29.2	Dude.
0:30.5	All right.
0:31.3	Very nice, dude.
0:32.1	I love the care that was put into that insight.
0:34.1	Thought about it.
0:35.7	Koniz.
0:37.5	That's the move, man. Is that because you're Japanese? Why do you do that? I Thought about it. Kudichua. Tom Dez. Those of Yoroshku.
0:39.4	That's the move, man. Is that because you're Japanese?
0:41.4	Why do you do that? I don't know. I don't know.
0:45.4	Yeah, I started doing that. Like, if you're a fan of the strange, dark, mysterious, that's all we do.
0:55.7	And then I end it with one of these, like, all right, into the stories. And then I just never stopped doing it. I was watching that and I was like, cool, I like this. It feels kind of martial artsy.
0:59.3	You know what's funny is I do that so often because I record like all the time.
1:04.7	I'm always making episodes and I routinely forget what I'm supposed to say that I've said like a million times.
1:05.4	I don't know what it is.
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