This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Friday, the real Friday, March 20th. And today's pod is the best one. Yeah, this is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Okay, Yadis, remember we told you that the Oscars throw away the red carpet every year? Every year? The day after, it's in a dumpster. Well, guess what? This year, someone found it, and she put it in

her home. She cut it up, and it's now on her living room floor. It's her rugging. It's the right carpet from the Oscars. There you go. I think that's Timothy Shamaulet's tears right there. To all the besties who sent in that wild headline to us, thanks so much, that really completes the story full circle. But today's pod

is so freaking good. What a mix

for the Real Friday. Jack, what are the three

stories in today's pod? For our first story, after five years, $80 billion and a name change,

Zuckerberg just officially ended the Metaverse. R-I-P to the Metaverse and TBD, if they'll

change the name again. For our second story, some Asian countries are moving to a four-day work week,

but not for the reason you expect.

Yeah, it's oil.

Oil hit $119.1.1. Asia is in crisis, but America has a secret advantage.

And our third and final story is Netflix,

because Netflix is producing a worldwide concert tour for K-pop demon

hunters. Pay attention to new CEO of Disney. This is what you get to do when you take creative

risks. But Yeties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. I mean, what a mix of stories

is the coolest place in capitalism. Love a check. Happy March Madness Friday to all those who celebrate.

That's right, Eddies. We know you're hitting the local saloon at 3 p.m. today to watch

your bracket get broken. And if you do, and if you order a Guinness, watch out for the Guinness

police. Get this. A Guinness inspector is roaming American bars right now and regulating the pores. True story.

One of them is named Ryan Wagner and he carries a stopwatch and a tape measure into each bar.

He's actually paid by Guinness who is ordering him to regulate American bars. Hey, what did you

pour over there? Here's what he does. First, he ensures that each bartender uses a Guinness approved 20 ounce glass for each Guinness. Then he instructs them to fill exactly three quarters of the glass up to the letter N. And then he says, wait 90 seconds. This is the hardest part, because the bar is busy. But you need to let the nitrogen settle. And then only then do you finally get to top off the Guinness, letting the foam rise at least 18 millimeters above the brim?

If your Guinness is not overflowing, then that's not an officially regulated perfect Guinness.

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