This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Thursday the new Friday, March 19th. And today's five is the best one yet. This is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Oh, I'll say it's not a T-Boy. Stocks dropped yesterday because of the Fed. More specifically, it's what the Fed said. America's Central Bank cut interest rates last year more than once, but they said yesterday

to expect zero cuts this year.

See, the Fed's worried about inflation again, including a report yesterday, shown February

prices, they're up 3.4%.

And that report didn't even include the war on Iran, which has driven up oil prices since.

Oh, oil seeps into everything.

But Jack and I got three fantastic, uninflated stories for you. Jack, what do we got on today's TV boy? For our first story, Tom Brady just got a new job at J.P. Morgan? Congrats! Recruiting 18-year-old. So why are Tom Brady and Dwayne Wade joining J.P. Morgan's Council of Athletes, Jack and I will explain.

For our second story, one drone company I p-oed on Tuesday, and the stock is already up 1,000%. Swarmer, they're selling military drones, but they remind us of The Bachelor.

And our third and final story is Banksy.

Banksy. Is he the most mysterious artist of all time, Nick? He's got to be, Jack. Well, he's been unmasked. We now know his real name. So we're focusing on the business of Banksy, which made $250 million anonymously. But Yeties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. You want a mix. Love the mix. Perfect mix, Jack.

Nick, do you remember your first day of school?

I mean, like it was 28 years ago, Jack, new classroom, new backpack.

Are they going to like my haircut?

Are they going to like my outfit?

Mom, stop taking pictures of me.

Well, Yeties, for one brave youngster today, it's like the first day of school. Because

it's their first day as CEO of Disney. Josh Tomorrow, the theme park guy, is taking over the

big job from Bob Iger today. So Disney folks, if you see Josh in the cafeteria today,

please remember to sit and be nice to him when you sit with him at the lunch table. But since

I'm a Disney shareholder, Nick, and since you cried twice during Toy Story, it was actually three times, but and, oh,

because Disney stock is also down 50% in the last five years. Ouch, we got some ideas for the new CEO,

Josh tomorrow. Okay, here's the first one. Picture this, Josh, a villain theme park. It'd be a profit puppy. Rides for Jafar, Ursula, Scar, that funny biker guy from Luca. Or what about Jack? For one day, just do opposite day at Disney. Yeah, the fast-pass buyers wait for rides. Everyone else skips the line. Okay, and this one's a little more for the adults, but what about if you launch DeMorrow's Amaro? Disney's first liquor named after the CEO. Okay, okay, so Disney, those are the fun ideas we got, but Jack and I also got some strategic business ideas for you. For one full year, don't do sequels. Just original movies. See how it goes. Or what about our idea from last year? Buy Spirit Airlines. Make the Disney vacation start at Terminal B.

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