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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello everybody. Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

How the hell are you? For real to be here, right now, as you're listening to this,

hopefully I'm in Spain. Hopefully she made it. Recording this couple days early, just so, you know,

again, on my ducks and a row and so Michelle, my producer, doesn't murder me.

How the hell are we doing? Great, great, great. I love it. If you hear a little zip, a little pep in my

step, it's because I'm doing some weird fucking Sunday cleanse, I guess it is. I'm on day one,

and I seem hopeful. Check back on day three, and you'll know whether or not I have held up a

Duncan Donuts at gunpoint to get 600 munchkins. That's where I'm at. Contemplating it,

been looking at food porn all day and stickling my tank. I'll tell you what, wants to update John,

Heather, why are you doing a little cleanse? Well, you know, I had a group of girls who were doing it,

and it's this thing called, it's called Prolon. I'm not, they're not sponsoring me. I paid full

price for this bitch, but I had heard so many people, especially after doing a lot of the hormone

stuff do it just to kind of reset their bodies, and people said they like it. It's five fucking days.

Okay, can I make it five days? God help us. I hope so. But we'll see. You know, it's a mixture of

like powdered soups. It's some oils. You eat like a bong-hard. They give you one bar for breakfast,

one for dinner. You drink a ton of water, some spiriment tea, some other loose pills. I just threw

down the hatch today. I mean, they could be giving me meth, and I'd say, at this point, why not?

So yeah, I'm not doing it. You can't lose weight on it, but whatever. I just said, let me do

something healthy right before I go to Spain and eat my body weight in paella to really reverse

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