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Absolutely Not

The Return of Chris Ketner

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has been in her basement working on the tour and has her buddy Christopher Ketner trapped. They decided to jump into the voicemail hotline to see what you lil rascals have been up to.

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:06.6

Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMan.

0:17.6

Test when Julie are live, you're recording. Hello. Hello.

0:22.6

I've got Christopher Kettner in the studio with me and if you don't know who he is,

0:26.2

he's a dear old friend and well, a Broadway diva and here we are.

0:30.4

Truly, truly.

0:32.1

You know, I keep teasing him like, I'm going to bring on gas, I'm going to bring on gas.

0:35.1

I have noticed I already talked to anyone new. I talked to my same six people.

0:38.6

You, Ray, my mom, my sister, Jeff, and maybe every now and then.

0:43.2

What was would you talk to?

0:44.2

I don't want to have to like, I just don't.

0:46.7

Big other people in the entertainment industry to keep me there time.

0:50.4

Right. It's like this ancestral game of like,

0:53.2

we do my fun. I know. I know. Well, all you have to do always is just have Robin cook me a pasta dinner

1:00.0

and yeah, I'll do anything. We've been working all week. We're excited. I was watching a lot of

1:04.0

game tape, watching some of the old shows getting excited to go back out on the road on the farewell

1:09.3

tour again. You can get tickets at Heather on tour.com plug it plug it. We still have tickets in

1:15.4

some cities. So get them while they're hot because once this train leaves the station,

1:20.3

it's fucking wrong. Don't carry no gamblers. No. And you can come to redding.

1:25.1

You can't come to redding. We have sold four tickets in redding. I said in redding,

1:30.6

Pennsylvania, we're just going to invite everyone up on stage and do a chair, chair, chair,

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