Dirty Shirley with Raymond Padilla

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather checks in on her buddy and apparent Warehouse Party-goer, Ray Padilla. He is a pillar of the "Leisure Gay" community and here to judge you. They discuss Strip clubs, ideal work environments and future goals.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:02.7	Ladies and gentlemen, just wanted to give you a quick heads up for this episode of the
0:06.7	Absolute Not Podcast. It is not suitable for children. It never should be. Don't let your
0:11.3	kids listen to this podcast. But anyways, if you have the kids in the car and your drive
0:14.8	in elementary, turn the shit off. And now, time for the podcast.
0:24.4	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same
0:29.4	damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to
0:37.0	an episode of the Absolute Not Podcast. Um, we're just going to get right into it. He's here.
0:42.8	He's queer. And he looks better than I do as usual. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the studio.
0:48.7	Wellness update on Raymond Videa. Hi, look at the studio. Look at the studio.
0:53.5	My first time. How do you think? I'm impressed. Um, I'm happy that it's just not under
0:59.0	construction like last summer. I was fucking disaster. Disaster. It was just a lot. It was a lot.
1:03.7	There was a lot happening. Uh-huh. You were constantly in panic packs. Yeah, because I just
1:08.5	tarps everywhere. My lungs were just filled with sawdust. It was during a lung pan. Yeah, a lung
1:13.6	pandemic. Um, Ray, how you been? Wellness update. You know, you're the number one. I get so many
1:20.0	voice emails about you, people are worried, concerned, Amber alert. Where's Ray?
1:25.4	I know. I should share my location with you. But then I think you'll just be too nosy and you'll
1:28.4	just be constantly harassing me. Can I tell you I share my location with like, like 10 people.
1:33.6	I didn't even know I shared my location. So if you share your location with me,
1:37.1	I will promise I will only look at it in dire moments. Got it. Got it. Do I track my sister?
1:42.4	Because I'm constantly worried about her. Yes. Yes. But that's, yes. You know, I like did it with
1:47.6	my, I like one time was like, I'm like walking through a park at night alone in New York. Like,
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