I Ran From a Fox… It Was a Squirrel

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

#chrisdistefano Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything. We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel. Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child. Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction. We also get into: Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying) A secret bundt cake addiction Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline. 📞 CALL IN: (929) 266-7934 Leave a voicemail and YOU might get called on the show. 0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins 1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It 2:00 Starving Before Podcast 3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters 5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea 6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments 8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident 9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver 12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly 15:00 Shock Collar Explanation 18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird 20:00 LA vs NYC Debate 23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections 27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession 29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience 33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction 37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment 41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles 45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk 46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug 47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk 49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate 52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody?
0:01.1	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
0:06.1	We are coming to you live from Streamyard.
0:11.0	That's where we're coming to you live from Streamyard.
0:14.2	I'm in my house.
0:15.6	Vito Baby Teeth, Khalis is in his job.
0:19.7	His eyes are red.
0:21.9	I don't know if he's on adrenalachrome.
0:23.5	I don't know what he's doing, but he looks beat up.
0:27.6	But we're not in the same building right now, but we're going to experiment with how it is on opposite sides of New York doing this pod. I got a little bit. I got some guys in the house right now
0:42.1	doing guy stuff that I can't do. There's a hole in my ceiling that I don't know how to fix.
0:49.6	No. Yes. Which ceiling? Which like you have, I mean like are you talking about like fourth floor attic roof or like a main living area? In the kitchen. Oh no. Yes. In the kitchen there is a leak. It's probably very simple to fix but I don't know how to fix it. I have no idea how to fix it or what to do. So I called over actual men, and actual men are going to come in here and fix my ceiling and then have sex with Jasmine. But, like, I mean, mowing your lawn is one thing, but I don't think there's a world where you would actually be able to fix a leak in a hole in your
1:27.6	Well, like, would you be able to do what you think?
1:30.2	No, not at all, dude.
1:32.0	No, but I mean, we're in the same boat, dude.
1:33.7	We're both pathetic.
1:34.5	Like, I can't do it.
1:35.8	I call people to mount my TV for me.
1:37.7	Like, I don't know.
1:38.1	I don't know.
1:39.3	I don't even know where to begin to mount my TV. No, I actually, I have asked a friend to do it every time. Dude, I got the IKEA packs thing for our apartment, our new one when we moved in. And like, I didn't even think about like, IKEA was like, you can hire a task rabbit to do it. And I was like, yeah, I don't even, I'm not even going to pretend to try to put this thing together. Yeah, I have no idea how to do it. And I'm powering through this podcast for you guys.
2:03.0	Audio only, get used to it on almost no food because I came, my daughter was sick, so I'd
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