5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is back in LA and welcomes Atsuko Okatsuka to the pod. Heather has shown up to the recording dress in her last dusty Brooks and Dunn t-shirt, while Atsuko is in a full conductor designer outfit with a shrimp bolo tie. They debate whether or not they are brain rotting being on their phone all the time on tour, ridiculous personal Yelp reviews, and if it's better to have a bird in the hand or two in a bush. They also connect on their love of Lucille Ball. You can catch Atsuko on tour as well as her new Hulu special, Father.
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| 1:43.9 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 1:50.1 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 2:17.8 | I'm a side of fire. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast. It's the absolutely not podcast. You know, what we do here. We sit in bike shorts and sweat and giggle. I am so excited to have Otzko here with me today. |
| 2:37.1 | She's one of my favorite comedian. She's so incredibly funny. She's on the big, bold tour. So you can find her in a city near you. And her latest special on Hulu, she's a Hulu sister is called Father. She's so incredibly funny, so incredibly stylish, so incredibly cool. Please welcome to the podcast. Otsko. We'll only have 10 years left on Earth or whatever they keep saying. |
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