Return of Jungle Jane
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 13, 2026: RIP Hooters. YOU. ARE. BLOCKED. Everything you ever wanted to know about looking like a Penis.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.9 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:49.2 | Friday the 13th, were you aware of that? |
| 0:50.8 | Today is Friday the 13th. |
| 0:52.0 | Hey, guys, I cannot believe that you are doing a show on Friday the 13th, all right? |
| 0:56.0 | Think about all the things that could happen today. |
| 0:58.0 | You could accidentally play a commercial in the wrong slot. |
| 1:00.0 | The overnight guy could spill coffee on the computer. |
| 1:02.0 | When talking up the intro of a song, you might wind up stepping on the lyrics. |
| 1:05.0 | I mean... |
| 1:06.0 | Actually, now that I think about it, it wouldn't be that much different. |
| 1:09.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend. |
| 1:11.1 | Showtime. Showtime. |
| 1:12.6 | Showtime. |
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