Carrot Maxing
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Originally Aired March 16, 2026: The return of Thermos Man. Diarrhea....cha cha cha. Everything you ever wanted to know about Medical Wieners.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
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| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X have a fast morning show. |
| 0:46.4 | Ninety three. |
| 0:48.7 | Fair. Yeah, they did good, didn't they, Josh. |
| 1:04.2 | The plow driver people, they did a hell of a job. |
| 1:08.1 | It looks like nothing even happened. |
| 1:10.1 | I was surprised how good the roads were this morning. |
| 1:12.5 | We should start today by giving the plow driver people a word life and a word up for making it possible for us to get around this morning. |
| 1:23.0 | You knocked it out of the park again. |
| 1:24.5 | My only wish, plow driver people, is that I could have used |
| 1:29.8 | your beautifully manicured roads for something other than a car ride into work. But that's not the |
| 1:36.4 | point. Did a wonderful job. Yeah, like I said, I didn't go anywhere yesterday. You know, I kept reading |
| 1:42.7 | how bad the roads were and I thought, well, I'm going to give myself a little extra time this morning. Could be rough. And it was the freeways especially, I mean, it was like nothing happened at all. I thought the same thing. They nailed this. We're very lucky. We are. We dedicate today's program to you. Welcome to the Dam 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 2:04.2 | Disease continues to thrive in our radio studios. |
| 2:08.1 | Smashley's not going to make her today. |
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