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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Matthew brings the case against his wife, Angie. In their family, it's the rule that they all remain at the dinner table until everyone is done eating. But, Angie is a notorious slow eater. Matthew says he is constantly entertaining their small children for too long, while she finishes her meal. But, Angie thinks he is exaggerating how bad it is. With Guest Bailiff Jean Grae! Thank you to Carol Sanchez for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:06.0	I am guest bail of Jean Grey filling in for Jesse Thorn this week, requesting an immediate
0:12.4	ingestion.
0:13.9	Matthew brings the case against his wife Angie.
0:16.9	One of their family rules is that they all remain at the dinner table until everyone is
0:21.1	done eating.
0:22.1	But Angie is a notorious slow eater.
0:25.6	Matthew is constantly left entertaining their small children while she finishes her meal.
0:29.7	He wants to minimize the time he's spending with screaming kids.
0:32.8	But Angie thinks he needs to slow down.
0:36.4	Who's right?
0:37.4	Who's wrong?
0:38.4	Only one man can decide.
0:40.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:45.4	reference.
0:46.4	One.
0:47.4	Eat only when you have a good appetite.
0:51.4	Two.
0:52.4	Chew the food like pulp and drink that pulp.
0:56.8	Do not swallow food.
0:58.8	Three.
1:00.3	Drink all the liquids and liquid food sip by sip.
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