Remodel Behavior

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Crystal brings the case against her husband Todd. She likes to do projects around their house. But she complains that when she's about halfway through a project, Todd tends to voice strong opinions that start to change the direction. She would like him to let her carry out her original vision, but Todd thinks that this is part of the process. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Megan Hodgkiss for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.0	I'm Bayliffe Jesse Thorne.
0:05.8	This week, remodeled behavior.
0:08.4	Crystal brings the case against her husband Todd.
0:11.3	She likes to do projects around their house.
0:13.9	She says that when she's about halfway through a project, Todd tends to voice strong opinions
0:19.5	that start to change the direction.
0:22.1	She would like him to let her carry out her original vision.
0:25.4	But Todd thinks this is part of the process.
0:29.5	Who's right? Who's wrong?
0:31.2	Only one man can decide.
0:33.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:38.9	reference.
0:40.4	Speaking of that pajama party, it was far from your usual toss-and-orval redden bockers
0:45.6	in the micro-and-chill situation.
0:48.2	They projected a movie outdoors under the glow of several lanterns, treating everyone
0:52.5	to a pizza bar, smores pit, and candy station.
0:56.4	Are you kidding me?
0:57.4	R.N. question mark exclamation point.
1:01.3	Bayliffe Jesse Thorne swears a little again soon.
1:03.5	Crystal, Todd, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:06.8	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
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