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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Guest Bailiff Jean Grae returns to the court to help Judge John Hodgman clear the docket! They talk about party hosting responsibilities, dad jokes, pet names, keeping the bathroom door open and Hogwarts house sorting. Plus much, much more!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm guest Balif, your favorite Jean Grey
0:08.2	filling in for our friend Jesse Thorn. We are in Chambers this week to clear the
0:13.2	docket. Jean Grey. Hi. My favorite Jean Grey. Oh man, mine too. I'm so glad you're
0:20.6	here. My name is John Hodgman. We've met before. Yeah. Yeah. You've been the guest
0:25.3	Balif on this program before. 90 times. And we do. We have a lot of fun together.
0:29.3	Mm-hmm. Right now, you know, we're both miserable. It's New York City. It's hot. I'm miserable
0:34.4	outside, but like this is a great break during the day. I've been in Maine all summer except for
0:40.9	when I came back to enjoy a certain party that you threw. Mm-hmm. We can talk about that. I don't
0:45.9	know. Now I don't know if I can talk about it or not. I just said don't put a picture.
0:49.8	Jean Grey got married, you guys. Yay. She is still married. I'm still married. I'm married
0:57.4	on August 3rd or the 4th. The 5th. The 5th. I should remember that because I'm there. You should
1:03.0	remember it because you officiated the wedding. I officiated the wedding. Yeah. Now look, Jean,
1:08.8	as I am a fake internet judge, a lot of people think it would be hilarious for me to
1:15.8	officiate their wedding. Right. And as I mentioned on the day of your wedding, because it was
1:22.3	mostly about me. It was. In my sermon. I mean, it was two hours of just of origin stories. Yeah,
1:29.3	anyway. Brookline Massachusetts, 1979. I'm waiting for Empire Strikes Back to Come Out and playing
1:37.0	with my 2XL. No, but people will say, Judge John Hodgerman, would you officiate our wedding
1:41.8	because we think it would be hilarious if you would do it. And I always say your wedding is not a
1:46.0	joke. It's not a joke. And I don't want that responsibility. It's a real thing to marry a person.
1:52.1	Yeah. Yeah. Or two people, even. Yeah. I'll tell you what everyone. Three, four. If you're going to get
1:57.0	married to yourself, I'll officiate that. If there's anyone out there. I'm sure they are. It's a very
2:01.5	big deal, especially for women who are like, I'm just going to hold my own ceremony and marry myself.
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