And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves stuffed toys. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And you know something, it is a gorgeous day here on

milleronia true I control the weather and it's always a gorgeous day but it doesn't

stop me from loving it. And Colonel Jeff feels the same way because he's

honest that way. Not because he's afraid I'm going to toss him in a volcano? Well you're a little afraid right? Yeah a little

afraid but not too afraid but it's gorgeous here today folks and oh boy in that

music when it's a gorgeous day on millaronia the music makes me

feel even better. Of course that's the Edward Starkman Orchestra and the

Tina Adonieu dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking asking the musical question

is there any bigger buzz kill than the back-to-school ads in July?

No Mike there isn't. There just isn't. Boy, that is a bullseye. There is nothing worse than back to school ads.

You don't want to see the ads anyway

when you're watching one of the James Bond movie spectaculars.

But, you know, the truth is Colonel Jeff and I read this from Mike and we were just saying

we kind of like supply ads for school paint and shoes and well pants and notebooks and pencils and but not before September

never before September plus those are ads really for the parents those are

ads so that mom and I can say sure let's get them some of those khakis or something like that

They're not saying boy how wonderful school is in fact Colonel Jeff was just mentioning he used to know a fellow when he was a kid who loved back to school

ads and really looked forward to the start of school and Colonel Jeff looked at me and

said I always thought he was crazy I still think he's crazy people like

that run for Congress and you know what that's actually the truth they run for

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