My Super Sweet 16

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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You walk into a Long Island catering hall, there’s fried calamari, wyd? Celebrate our Sweet 16 with a look back on some of our more memorable Sweet 16 experiences, a polite conversation about Debby Ryan, and an emotional candle ceremony celebrating all of our favorite people. An introspective journey into the psyche of “LMFAO,” an inspiring call to action to bring back Bump Its, and the mortifying ordeal of being watched at a wedding. It’s a celebration fit for Good Children and YOU’RE invited. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you feel like we aged 15 years since last week?
0:03.0	Yeah, I don't even remember like...
0:05.0	We're giving 45.
0:06.0	Oh my god, last week I was no juicy tank top.
0:08.2	Can you believe that?
0:09.1	This week you're a father of six.
0:11.3	I really, really is. I love, can you walk us through your outfit this time
0:15.1	please? Yeah my my Wall Street attire you're giving it's definitely giving I
0:21.0	feel at risk of hate crime. You know what I mean?
0:23.2	Because I would say something about the ruffles. Yeah you would. I would.
0:26.1	Okay so let's walk you through it. So today we have shirt. It's got to give marshals, you know, and...
0:33.0	You know?
0:34.0	Wait, it kind of is giving Van Hughes
0:36.0	the Tia suit supply.
0:38.0	Pants, this is my brother's suit,
0:40.0	and at this point, I'm popping out of them.
0:42.0	That ass won't quit.
0:43.9	Mm-mm. It's bulging. It's ginormous. It's bulbous.
0:48.0	It's a bulbous ass for sure.
0:50.0	And then shoes, these are those Gucci loafers, you know.
0:54.0	I got these for my prom in high school.
0:58.0	I fucking hate you.
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