Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn. We're clearing

the docket this week in Chambers. How are you, Judge Hodgman?

I'm fine. Thank you. How are you, Baylor F. Jessie?

I'm holding on by the skin of my teeth, as they say.

No, I hate that.

I may or may not have used multiple medical treatments over the course of today for

migraine headaches, and I may or may not lapse into incoherency at any momentary

misprogram.

Well, let me tell you something. We had such a good time moments ago recording the

donor's only pageant of pedantry that I completely failed to prepare for this

episode at all. So I will be totally, I will be totally winging it, but I will not be

singing, hanging on by the skin of my teeth because I've always found that

expression, both confusing and disgusting.

So let's just jump in and see if we can find some justice.

Have you ever seen that video of the newscast woman who has migraine on air and she just starts

saying random words because that can be a side effect of migraine?

Bench phrase, dog, hello? Like that?

I always felt I had been kind of cheated because I don't have that kind of migraines.

I just have the pain kind. But I tend to feel bad for watching local news anchors mess

up or fall down or have horrible injuries on YouTube or whatever. There's so many of

them, but I just like those people are just people are just working hard jobs.

Like, you know what? I have a friend from middle school named Cam. What's up?

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