Legal Jar Gone

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Kit brings the case against his roommate Olivia. Olivia likes to keep and repurpose jars. Kit says Olivia’s collection has grown too large. But Olivia can’t part with them! Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Thank you to Eli Dennewitz, Steve Tedder & Alex James for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Baylor Fjessi Thorne.
0:06.4	This week, legal jargon.
0:09.6	Kit brings the case against his roommate, Olivia.
0:12.8	Olivia likes to keep and repurpose jars.
0:16.2	Kit says Olivia's weird collection has grown too large.
0:20.8	But Olivia can't part with them.
0:22.8	Who's right?
0:23.8	Who's wrong?
0:24.8	Only one man can do something.
0:26.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:29.9	It represents an obscure cultural reference.
0:33.5	Today, over 40% of the family's living in the US
0:37.0	do some podcasting, and the percentage is increasing.
0:41.0	The principle behind podcasting is simple.
0:43.8	Decay and spoilage are caused either by enzymes in the comedy
0:47.0	itself or by bacteria and other microorganisms.
0:50.8	During the podcasting process, comedy
0:53.2	is heated to a high temperature to stop
0:55.5	the action of the enzymes and to kill all decay organisms.
0:59.4	The podcaster then stored in sterile airtight jars
1:02.6	to prevent contamination.
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