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She lives another week. You know what's great about podcasting is that you can do it

whilst suffering through a pandemic from the privacy of your own home. Hi everybody,

welcome to the Beach Bible podcast. Let me tell you something. While others are quivering

in this digital media field, Jackie Shimmel is doing cartwheels all around my damn office because

I've been podcasting alone for fucking years. I have had a really really significant creative

rebirth during this quarantine. I have been kind of self-diagnosed and diagnosed by those who are

really close to me as being just a touch delusional and it has never been more true than amidst this,

you know, respiratory infectious pandemic viral crisis. I really do know how to reframe and

that's what I'm going to teach you here today on the Beach Bible podcast. It's called mother fucking

reframing resilience reflect research resourceful. That is the mantra, okay? I am going through this

like Renaissance woman transition while being enclosed in the walls and confines of my home with

my husband who I will murder probably by Thursday. So I will probably be a widow by next week's

episode. So stay tuned. This is going to take on a whole new life. This is like, you know, a light

and fluffy podcast that will slowly turn into serial 2.0 because let me tell you something. Even when

we're not in the same room, he's bothering me. When he's blinking, he's bothering me. When he's

breathing, he's bothering me. When he's chewing, he's bothering me. When he swallows, he bothers me.

You know those things like when you first get with your significant other, all those cute little

things that you find adorable. Like I used to think it was the cutest thing in the world. Andrew,

when he's enjoying his food, he'll take his fork while he's chewing and he kind of like moans a

little bit and then he taps his fork into the air. He does like a little air fluff with the fork

and then, you know, really shows his appreciation and gratitude and the respect for the meal that I

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