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Absolutely Not

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Absolutely Not

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Heathermcmahon, Instagram, Comedian, Advice, Funny, Callin, Female, Arts, Aperol, Personal572339, Comedy, Entertainment, Hotline, Humor

4.914K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

     On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Texas with cedar fever and some new boots. She is taking a quick breath before she is back on the road again this weekend to listen to your insane voicemails. One girl is starting a business and another is hooking up with a Bouncer who threw her out. It's a wild ride and we're leaving no stone unturned.

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:06.5

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

0:09.2

where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:21.0

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

0:24.2

Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:26.4

I am your host Heather McMahon.

0:28.9

I am a vegan, sounding better.

0:30.5

Literally three weeks on the mend, I am starting to sound better.

0:33.7

I'm feeling better but damn,

0:35.9

if whatever the fuck was going around

0:37.6

didn't take my ass out.

0:38.8

But we're here.

0:39.7

We did it.

0:40.3

We survived.

0:41.1

If you get this,

0:41.9

I might have had an adult version of RSV.

0:44.5

Just take care of yourself, guys.

0:46.1

Everything is out and about.

0:47.4

And then I get to Austin and they were like,

0:50.1

oh, bitch,

0:51.2

gird your loins because apparently there's like a cedar...

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