It's About the Journey
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live, from Austin,Texas! She narrowly made it to her hotel after riding in a maroon escalade with a drug dealer named Charlie, but is staying positive and looking at the brighter side of life. She got into a soft encounter with a woman doused in Aussie mouse and a man making 10 million dollar deals on the tarmac. She also hits the Absolutely NOT line to discuss y'all's bullshit too.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:02.9 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, |
| 0:09.1 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.2 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:14.2 | And we deserve a whole solid fire. |
| 0:17.1 | And we're dead. |
| 0:22.1 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:23.5 | and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.3 | Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:27.2 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.6 | How the hell are you? |
| 0:30.2 | Hope you're doing well. |
| 0:31.2 | Hope you're doing fantastic. |
| 0:32.6 | I am reporting live from Austin, Texas. |
| 0:35.1 | Here for a week of shows cannot wait to be back |
| 0:38.9 | performing the comeback tour. |
| 0:41.2 | She's back. |
| 0:42.4 | She's back at the tail end of what could have been RSV |
| 0:50.5 | or bronchitis sinus infection from hell, |
| 0:55.6 | but not COVID. |
| 0:56.6 | So I don't know what the fuck to tell you guys. |
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