Pu$$Y Poppin
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
On this episode Heather breaks down one of her most embarrassing moments from this past weekend at the airport and explains why no one knows how to behave themselves. We're all wildly socially awkward and no one knows how to behave anymore.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.8 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:21.7 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Glad to be here. Glad you're here. |
| 0:27.6 | Glad we're doing it. We own and deal. I'm fresh off a plane hopped at the plane at LAX |
| 0:37.2 | with my dream and my card again. Damn, still got it. A little dry from flying. I'm actually |
| 0:45.2 | back in Atlanta, but I spent the last week in LA and I'll tell you what felt weird. |
| 0:50.0 | Found weird a little bit like a ghost town. I went to Jones on 3rd to get a Chinese chicken salad |
| 0:54.8 | and there were tumbleweeds rolling down 3rd street. Shout out to everybody in LA who was holding |
| 1:02.5 | it down. It felt good to be back. Had a lot of work. Did a couple extra additional photography |
| 1:08.0 | days as they say in the business. For this movie I have coming out on Netflix. This Christmas, |
| 1:13.9 | which is going to be amazing. Cannot wait. But I've had a little bit of what do they call |
| 1:19.1 | Imposter Syndrome where you forget what your job is. I know I'm an actor, but it's just been so |
| 1:25.2 | long since I've been able to do what that job is. That I got on set and I've already been |
| 1:31.8 | shooting for a day. Halfway through the day I was like, what am I doing here? Do these people know |
| 1:38.1 | that they hired me? Because I don't even know what's happening right now. It's really been in |
| 1:45.1 | an adjustment. I know socially for a lot of folks, it's been an adjustment just like getting out. |
| 1:50.7 | People are back. People are ready to go. We're so fucking over COVID. We're moving through it. |
| 1:54.9 | I'm done and I understand that people can still get it, but I had it. I'm fucking done. I did it. |
| 2:00.1 | I weathered the storm. Let's go again. I want to take my top off in Key West at a gay bar |
| 2:05.6 | and drink fucking mudslides till I put on 15 pounds and my skin is stretched to the limit. |
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