Daughter From California Syndrome

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Hello :cough: babies! The strike is over, but we're not celebrating yet - Lisa finally got Covid and feels pretty crappy. Emily still hasn't been infected however! That means Emily and Rob are in the running for the last people on earth who still haven't gotten it. Emily helps Lisa recuperate by suggesting YouTube game show compilations. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Daughter from California syndrome," Something Emily and Lisa definitely both contracted from birth.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. And don't worry we're happy with a
0:38.3	strike is ending. Lisa just sounds sad because she has COVID. Yeah.
0:43.0	I'm sick.
0:45.0	Can things stop being so eventful please?
0:49.0	I know.
0:50.0	I like, I found out like right as the strike was ending. I like, God damn it.
0:55.0	And they were like, don't worry, you don't get to do anything still.
0:59.0	Yeah, even less things than before.
1:02.0	That's the main thing of COVID is it just is very
1:06.0	lonely and boring and depressing and I'm tired. I'm so sorry that really sucks.
1:11.2	Thank you. I was feeling really awful the other day
1:13.4	when you were texting me and I was like,
1:14.7	I hope I don't get long COVID,
1:16.0	and I was really upset and then I realized,
1:18.6	oh, it was just because I was getting my period.
1:21.0	Oh, God, of course. I felt like doubly bad. Oh I'm sorry what a shitty week.
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