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🗓️ 2 November 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up? It's Chrissy theaters, AKA Chrissy beacon egg and cheese. I'm doing the beacon theater Saturday, February, |
0:05.6 | fifth day of Get Take It's Chris D comedy.com from now on. I'm only answering to Kevin Beacon. |
0:11.1 | It's gonna be great. Then I'm going to Salt Lake City, Utah, November 5th and 6th. |
0:16.1 | Gonna be amazing. Shows are almost sold out. November 21st, Wilbur Theater. We've added a show. Those shows are almost sold out. |
0:23.5 | And then we got Phoenix. We got Austin, Texas coming up. We have a big run of shows. December 26th to the 31st, |
0:33.1 | me, Salvo, Conno, Texas, Missouri, Cincinnati, Ohio, Columbus, Ohio. Go get the tickets. It's going to be |
0:40.0 | amazing. West Palm Beach, Florida. I'll probably bring TTL, probably in Ventitia. Who knows what's going to |
0:44.6 | happen? Chrissy comedy.com for Tiki Wickeys. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. How you doing? I'm here. I'm in a new sweater that my mom got me. It's a little bit too big. But it's nice. I feel good. I'm not wearing an undershirt underneath. So the fuzz is rubbing on my nipples. And it's a nice sensation for the fall. Pimp is in the background. He's got an orange shirt with, he's got a quarter. |
1:14.5 | Orange shirt on. Quarter. I blew pants, which I like to the quarter. He looks like pumpkin spice in quarter. Which is nice. |
1:23.4 | TT Jerry is not here. TT Jerry's coming tomorrow tomorrow because guess what we're doing. We're doing. You're going to see this. We're doing it tomorrow. We're going to film Chris. I'm doing the beacon theater in New York City February 5th. |
1:38.2 | Tickets are on sale right now at Chris D comedy.com or maybe they're on sale tomorrow at Chris D comedy.com. The promo pre sale code is chaos. |
1:47.6 | C H A O S. Pre sale code is chaos. Doing the beacon theater. So we'll go out. We're out there. We're going to film a promo for that tomorrow. We're going to figure it out. But the beacon theater New York City. That's the show that we're doing February 5th. Save the date. |
2:03.0 | Pre sale code chaos. And yeah, it's going to be good. Christie comedy.com. Also this weekend, I'm going to be in Salt Lake City, Utah with the fucking Mormons. Okay. The whiteest city in the United States. I'm going there. It's going to look like a fucking rally. I'm going there, baby. Salt Lake City. Me and the Pimp and Vinnie's coming to Salt Lake City November 5th and 6. Wise guys comedy club. Christie comedy.com for tickets tickets might be sold out already though. |
2:30.8 | They were almost sold out a few days ago. Vinnie might be well, as of now, she's coming, but who the hell knows what happens in the next week or two. You never know. It's what it is. Oh, yeah, this light is off. It doesn't matter. We got. We got my friends doing construction over here in the corner. So you might hear some clanging and banging. You know, who knows? Maybe I'll get a fucking drill bit to the eye right on the podcast. That'd be great, dude. That'd be great. I can't wait to get thrown out of this house and watch all the beautiful work. |
3:00.7 | From from through the window like a peeping Tom. That'd be a great shot. Christmas through the window. Oh my God. |
3:06.7 | Christmas. Oh, dude. I can't wait to celebrate. Christmas. See this year. Just me and Pimp and a fucking Danny's because I got thrown out of the house again. |
3:14.6 | What can you do? Dude? It doesn't matter. We're in the fog. We're free. We're open. We're gay. We're still recovering from you in that dress. |
3:21.2 | People are still recovering from the Halloween episode with me and TT Jerry. I'm the new AOC. I'm a. O. Chrissy and then J. Low. TT Jerry was J. Low. I mean, first of all, |
3:32.4 | people are saying they don't know whose tips for bigger minor or TT's. I'll say mine are okay. I'm proud of my tips because I didn't even eat estrogen therapy. |
3:40.8 | But here's yo, dude, I was in the barber shop and they didn't know that TT was a guy. So what this old guy. He was like, who is that woman? |
3:48.2 | I was like, Oh, that's my that's my girlfriend sister. He goes she's single. I was like, yeah, he goes. What's her Instagram? |
3:54.2 | So I gave her the Instagram and she and he said he was going to DM. I was like, yes, I can't wait to find out. I can't wait till he finds out she's got a huge hog. |
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