Halloween Queens | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 39

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos aka AOC is joined by Ti Ti Jerry aka J-Lo to celebrate Halloween!!! Who do you think has the better costume this year?! Ti Ti has stopped taking her Estrogen pills. She wants to keep it natural. Ti Ti hasn't had a man in 2 years! WHO THINKS THEY CAN HANDLE J-LO. Men are full of it! Tax the rich YASSSS GURL! These 2 dope queens cover some of the top headlines around the world. China has nukes, serial killers died via swamp, and more! We test Ti Ti's knowledge of history! How was Halloween in prison? A few classic stories from prison. Ti Ti wants to see Chris and Vinny get married. What was the craziest thing you did as a kid? WIG SWAP BABES! Ti Ti talks about her school days. Ti Ti talks about how she got her face scars. AOC does her own laundry! Ti Ti is PR Hillary Clinton! Ti Ti admits she isn't scared of anything on this planet. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, I'm gonna be in North Carolina this Friday looking like this. It's gonna be amazing.
0:04.2	We're in Halloween costumes this Friday, October 29th, me, Salvo Conno,
0:08.7	co-headlining the Dorn Performing Arts Center. It's gonna be great.
0:11.9	Then I'm going to Salt Lake City, Utah, November 5th and 6th.
0:15.8	Gonna be amazing. Shows are almost sold out.
0:17.9	November 21st, Wilbur Theater. We've added a show. Those shows are almost sold out.
0:23.1	And then we got Phoenix. We got Austin, Texas coming up.
0:28.9	We have a big run of shows. December 26th to the 31st, me, Salvo Conno, Texas, Missouri,
0:35.9	Cincinnati, Ohio, Columbus, Ohio. Go get the tickets.
0:39.1	It's gonna be amazing. West Palm Beach, Florida. I'll probably bring TTL, probably
0:42.3	for Venetia. Who knows what's gonna happen?
0:44.7	Christie Comedy.com for Tiki Wickeys.
1:12.7	Happy Halloween, go ahead and take a seat. Happy Halloween.
1:17.2	Hey, don't sit on your Halloweeny. Happy Halloween.
1:22.0	We got TT Jerry, AKA JLo, AKA Jenny from the Cell Block.
1:28.4	And we got Chrissy D, AKA AOC, AKA ABC, AKA, AKA, AKA, AKA,
1:37.6	AKA the New Latina.
1:39.8	The New Latina from the Block.
1:43.1	The New Latinas from the Block.
1:45.1	It's your heart out, JLo.
1:47.1	AOC, and I gotta be honest, man, I feel good in this dress.
1:51.9	You sure feel good?
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