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🗓️ 9 November 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, okay, hold on. I got a game here on my face. Welcome to the Chrissy K. Os podcast. We have another great episode for you today. |
0:12.8 | Sunday, November 21st, two shows, Wilbur theater, 18 to 20th, laugh Boston sold out. So we got two shows at the Wilbur, the second one's almost sold out. So we added the five o'clock one, go get the tickets. And then, of course, the beacon theater. That's on sale. New York City February 5th. |
0:27.9 | Presale like almost all the tickets are gone. So just go get the tickets. I don't know if I'm going to add a show. I probably won't because I have anxiety. So just get the tickets for the first show February 5th at the beacon theater. |
0:38.5 | And then the rest of my dates, Christy Comedy dot com. You got all the dates coming up. We appreciate your love and support. You fans, you asked me and I delivered. You said, Chris, when are you going to do June night? Well, tonight's the night. |
0:50.0 | Rachel Feinstein Jessica Kiersten two of the funniest people in comedy. I love them. They're my Jewish friends. |
0:56.1 | Now Jessica, are you a Hissitic Jew? Yes. Okay. I am. Okay. |
1:01.3 | Normally I have my hair covered. Okay. |
1:04.5 | But I am wearing a wig right now. I decided to get one that looks like a rat's nest. Right. |
1:10.7 | Some people get one that's very expensive. Right. I can't afford one. That's very, you know, sometimes people pay thousands of dollars. I only had 1299. |
1:19.7 | So I got one that was, you know, basically road kill. This is a this is a raccoon that was run over by a truck. And I just grabbed it. |
1:28.1 | Yeah. From from the street and put it on my head. |
1:31.6 | Shabbat Shalom. It looks amazing. Thank you so much. |
1:34.3 | And then we have Rachel Feinstein. Who's is it? Is it a Sephora? What is it? I am. |
1:38.8 | Sephora. Not Sephora. What are you? |
1:41.0 | What are you talking about? Yes. Yes. The court. |
1:42.8 | Sephora is a story you did. Sephora was real ignorant. That was a deep level. That was nice deep statin ignorance. |
1:52.2 | Yes. |
1:53.2 | Take it off. What do you get? Why the way speaking of Staten Island and I stole a start. All my sentences that way. |
1:59.2 | Staten Island is teaming with Jews today. Nobody would have thought. |
2:03.3 | Yeah. But we have taken over. |
2:05.3 | There's a couple of lovely Jewish family on my block at the end. |
2:09.6 | Oh, they're still alive. They're not dead. I think I think they've told the people there Italian, but I know that they're not. |
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