Race Closed

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Keri brings the case against their boyfriend, Jim. Jim plays and streams car racing simulators. He’s developed an audience and has a bit of a following. But, Keri thinks all of this racing is cutting into their quality time. Keri would like to be able to plan more activities for the two of them to do together, without worrying about his racing schedule.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorne.
0:05.6	This week, race closed.
0:08.1	Carrie brings the case against her boyfriend, Jim.
0:10.5	Jim plays and streams car racing simulators.
0:15.1	He's developed an audience and has a bit of a following on the internet.
0:18.7	But Carrie thinks all of this racing is cutting into their quality time.
0:23.2	She'd like to be able to plan more activities for them to do together without worrying about
0:28.0	his racing schedule.
0:29.9	Who's right?
0:30.9	Who's wrong?
0:31.9	Only one man can decide.
0:33.9	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:40.0	reference.
0:41.0	Yeah, the podcast was really fast.
0:43.2	We just couldn't get a long enough green flag run there toward the end to get a good
0:46.3	run on flop house in the Mackle Royce.
0:48.7	But we were fast.
0:50.4	Jesse Thorne, Jennifer Marmer, and everyone on the JJ Ho team and Max Fun gave me an awesome
0:54.8	podcast to drive tonight.
0:56.8	We ran out of time to get back up there and race them for the win.
1:00.0	Pit stop attendant Jesse Thorne, please swear them in.
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