Jerseyprudence

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Andrew brings the case against his dad, George. Andrew would like for George to come see him in Queens more often. But George says it’s too much of a trek from where he lives in New Jersey. Thank you to Andrew Scales for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, follow Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions there.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.4	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.0	This week, Jersey prudence.
0:08.5	Andrew brings the case against his dad, George.
0:11.3	Andrew would like for George to come see him in Queens more often.
0:14.8	George says it's too much of a track from where he lives in New Jersey.
0:19.0	Who's right?
0:20.0	Who's wrong?
0:21.0	Only one man can decide.
0:22.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:28.1	reference.
0:31.4	I remember at 16 years old growing up in Queens, we were punks.
0:35.1	But hey, when we went to the podcast, we wore a shirt and a tie.
0:39.1	Similarly, I believe that to keep podcasts in existence, they're going to have to make
0:43.7	them an event, have a couch, a table, drinks or something.
0:47.4	Otherwise, there's no reason to get out of your bed.
0:49.4	Baylif Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
0:52.0	Andrew, George, please rise and raise your right hand.
0:55.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:58.8	God or whatever?
0:59.8	I do.
1:00.8	I do.
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