Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. This week,

Quesy Rider. Katie brings the case against her boyfriend, Dallas. They enjoy visiting a popular

theme park together, but Dallas refuses to go on Katie's favorite ride. Katie says he's got

nothing to lose by giving a try and everything to gain. Dallas says he already knows he won't like

it and he's okay with missing out. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the court. This is your Judge speaking. Welcome aboard.

We are now underway and proceeding on a course that will take us on a voyage of justice through

Internet Space. On route, we will pass below the polar ice cap and then probe depths seldom seen by man.

Make yourself comfortable and no pie hole opening, please. The pie hole lamp is out.

Jesse Thorn, you may swear the men. Please rise and raise your right hands.

You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever.

I do. I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that

when he visits Disneyland, he doesn't spend a lot of time on the rides, instead preferring to

spend his time not in the secret club that serves alcohol, but rather the second secret club that's

inside that secret club that has hard drugs. Yes, I do. I do. Very well. Judge Hodgman. Oh,

bailiff Jesse, if only it were true. If only it were you speak of course. Now, now look, there's

are there's already been a lot of discussion offline listeners as to what degree we were going to

allow buzz marketing of the theme park that is in question here. And here's the thing. I am going

to allow buzz marketing. I'm going to name it as Disneyland, correct? Katie and Dallas. That is correct.

Because you can't get around it because you because basically Disneyland already owns all of the

other corporations that we might have. We might have, but it's not buzz marketing at this point.

It's everything you have is owned by everything culturally. Every now and then I'll just sit there and go

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