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I am sitting here on my very first Zoom podcast, you know, ask believe in you shall receive.

I have only done solo episodes for months now because I hate everybody.

And I wanted to bring in somebody that I actually in a real way love and respect.

I love and respect you. So without further ado, please welcome Heather,

fucking McMahon. Hi, honey. I love that I respect you enough though. Just a little bit

enough not to interrupt your introduction. Do you know what I mean? I was like, I don't

respect your that much. No, you should. You're gonna interrupt her. You absolutely shouldn't.

Now here's my thoughts about you. Okay. I'm never trying to tell me I've been dying to find out.

Sit tight sweet cheeks. I am never in trying to make new friends.

Right. Ever. I'm not trying to connect. I'm not trying to expand my group. I'm just,

you know, and Frank mode all the time. And I respect that. I'm just trying to explain to people

that when I met you, we just we clicked. We just had a thing. We did. And I was a little apprehensive

as well. I get a little nervous when I hear a girl from deep valley, you know, possibly

raging alcoholic, possible, uh, licks or dogs, anal glands. I got a little worried there for a

second. Right. But then we met and I said, I can't judge this bitch because we're just alike, you know,

yeah. It was very simpatico. I know like a house on fire. I mean, I was telling you my deepest

darkest secrets were up in robes, talking to one I am, talking shit. We hate all the same people.

And it's just literally we hate the exact same people ties that bind. I mean, and I hate those

people even more now. I feel like going into quarantine, you would have thought it, you know,

it's a moment to sit home. It's a time for reflection. But I just look on the internet and just

very like voyeuristically, look at the people that I already hate and I hate them even more at a

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