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🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 162 minutes
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Originally Aired November 13, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everywhere I look... BOOBS! Everything you wanna know about your first kiss.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan. |
| 0:06.6 | Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready. |
| 0:12.4 | Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift. |
| 0:27.3 | But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect. |
| 0:30.7 | Book that tune up today at standardheating.com. |
| 0:33.3 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:35.1 | The 93X.5 trying to keep it going. |
| 0:52.9 | Just trying to peg our way through a Thursday broadcast. |
| 0:59.8 | That's all. |
| 1:00.5 | Hope everyone's doing just fine. |
| 1:03.0 | Welcome on into the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:05.9 | There's old Cubby over there. |
| 1:07.2 | Good morning. |
| 1:07.9 | Good pal of mine. |
| 1:09.5 | I got six hours of sleep last night. Unbroken up. I was talking to Josh. I don't |
| 1:14.7 | care. I need a break. I'm so pumped. Let's do this. What's going |
| 1:18.7 | on now? She's hyped up because she got six. So it's been a while since you got six |
| 1:22.5 | uninterrupted hours of sleep. Speaking of uninterrupted, I haven't |
| 1:26.7 | experienced that yet this morning. Okay. Ashley's excited because she got some sleep last night. Oh, yeah. I feel like a million bucks right now. What do you guys want to do? How about you just run the show? You just go for it. We'll sit back. We'll put her feet up and chime in from time to time. Well, we got to keep it it going. I mean, that's advice we've been getting in the past, as Nick said. I'm proud of you, but that was rude is what it was. All right. Well, yeah, that's a hell of an accomplishment for anyone who works these type of hours? Absolutely. Six consecutive hours asleep. |
| 2:02.2 | You win. |
| 2:03.1 | Thank you. |
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