All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.

Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.

Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93x.

Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.

But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.

Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.

That's standard heating.com.

The 93X.5 half-assed morning show.

Ninety-three.

Yeah, what a hell of a deal.

What a hell of a deal this is.

It's the God-forsaken Wednesday edition of the 93X Halfass Morning Show. Thanks everybody for joining us. What's going on, Josh? Oh, I'm just fat and sassy,

as my aunt used to say. Whenever you'd ask her how she was doing, that was the answer.

Oh, man. She was not fat, but she was very sassy, this aunt of mine.

She sounds like a real character.

She was a card.

I'll tell you what.

She sounds...

An absolute card.

You know, we don't shower much around here, but I was just looking at something.

The folks over there at the WWE are now selling bars of soap.

They've got a bar of soap called the Stone Cold Stunner.

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