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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired November 14, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Teachers be drinkin'. Everything you wanna know about bald people bangin'.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.

0:06.6

Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.

0:12.4

Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93x.

0:21.2

Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.

0:27.3

But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.

0:30.7

Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.

0:33.4

That's standard heating.com.

0:35.1

The 93X.5 half-ass morning show.

0:38.6

Ninety-three.

0:40.9

Air.

0:41.5

I'll tell you.

0:56.9

These four-day work weeks are where it's at.

1:00.2

That's not news to anybody.

1:05.9

Four is always better than five when it comes to a work week.

1:09.0

We're going to go ahead and put a lid on this pig after today.

1:11.5

Appreciate you hanging around.

1:16.4

Welcome to the Friday edition of the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:23.8

We got a lot to cover before we can crunk walk out of this nightmare.

1:25.8

We've got a lot to do.

1:29.0

You know, I don't think we've ever done this before,

1:37.4

Cubby. How about I give folks a little sneak preview as to some of the topics we might cover?

1:44.5

Normally we don't do that. We like a little element of surprise, But what the hell?

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