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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is jolted back into her Suburban life with paying bills and dealing with Diva Red. Nothing more humbling than coming home to your mother screaming about parking prices. She's taking your calls on the Absolutely-Not-Line, and it seems like y'all are struggling to keep your shit together just like Heather. It's refreshing to know, that October is off to a hot mess and no one can fit in their jeans either.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:18.0	Hello everybody and welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.7	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:24.1	How are you?
0:25.2	Hope you're doing well.
0:26.8	Hope you got a smile on your face,
0:28.6	a tickle in your taint and a little pep in your step.
0:31.4	Because guess what? It's a new week to do you or someone else.
0:37.3	I don't know, maybe a hot college professor.
0:39.8	You figure out what you need.
0:42.2	I am back from, I guess, a trip around the world.
0:45.7	Really decided to do as much as I possibly could in a matter of three weeks.
0:50.0	Was in Italy, then flew, did one night in New York as in like three hours in a hotel,
0:55.2	flew directly to Denver and I'll tell you what.
0:59.1	I'm finally getting back on normal time,
1:01.5	but going straight from Europe back to mountain time was,
1:04.4	it was a doozy.
1:06.8	And for the first time in my life,
1:08.4	I have gone to bed every night around 10 o'clock.
1:11.2	That's unheard of.
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