Pack of Skanks
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is talking about civilian chemistry and mixed signals from her stallion. She is spiraling from the human growth hormone and trying to understand why everyone is being the worst and why no one buys her more gifts? Right. Ok. cool.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:17.6 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:23.7 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:24.9 | Well, I really thought I was going to bring the heat this week. |
| 0:27.0 | I ordered all this stuff for a new setup where I could video record the podcast because you |
| 0:32.3 | now in podcasting, you have to keep up with everybody fucking else, even though I bring you hot, |
| 0:38.6 | fire, funny takes every week. It's not enough. |
| 0:42.8 | Never is. But I would like to get this up on YouTube and be able to record it. But I got all my |
| 0:46.8 | stuff and it didn't come until this morning. So I wanted to get this episode out, but I'm going |
| 0:51.4 | to try and set up some sort of studio. I've been talking about it, but I told you it's a one-woman |
| 0:56.2 | operation over here. And I'm on a warzone right now. So don't ask for much. |
| 1:03.2 | I'm day three into, no day four into taking shots for embryo freezing, egregotrival. |
| 1:09.8 | And I guess I need to clarify once again what exactly is going on. I'm trying to freeze embryos |
| 1:15.6 | with my husband so that we have options to have babies because I have very low egg counts. |
| 1:21.8 | So is it IVF? Because then they'll have to put it back in my body and I'll have to do shots |
| 1:25.6 | to prep my body again. But I don't really know how science works. All I know is I picked to be |
| 1:32.1 | shopping bag, a cheesecake factory to go bag full of syringes. And I have no fucking idea what I'm |
| 1:42.8 | doing. Absolutely not to the fact that they sent a just, I don't know what I'm just a civilian. |
| 1:51.3 | I'm just a civilian. They sent me home with little vials and lots of different needles. And I'm |
| 1:58.4 | supposed to somehow with a theater degree from the University of Mississippi, take a beaker, |
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