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The Bert Show

PT 3: Full Show, August 6, 2025

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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080625 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE

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0:00.0

It's the Bert Show.

0:02.5

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

0:06.8

It's the bird show's entertainment bus.

0:09.1

We learned a really interesting fact about DJ Calvin Harris on Instagram the other day.

0:13.8

We learned that he has a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, big placenta. Or his wife does, at the very least, because on social media, when he was announcing the birth of his new child, Micah, he decided to share the placenta dehydrating process. And in that, he decided to post a photo of the world's largest placenta, which if you don't know what a placenta looks like, it looks like a jellyfish,

0:37.6

in my opinion, like a big red jellyfish. Is that the thing that like, um, is like laying there on the table after she get, oh yeah, Stacy. Well, you because you actually go through. In retrospect, wow, that was pretty big. Yeah. You said that with like a, with like a shade of pride. Yeah. Yeah, big placenta.

0:34.6

They usually like the size of a dinner plate.

0:36.3

Yeah, this is the first time I'm actually talking about it,

0:38.9

but I remember seeing whatever that was,

0:40.4

but. a shade of pride. Yeah. Big placenta. They usually like the size of a dinner plate. Yeah, this is the first time I'm actually talking about it, but I remember seeing whatever that was, but too freaked out to ask about it. Because you give birth, not once but twice. If you are doing a vaginal birth, you're going to give birth to the child. And then after that, you're going to give birth to the placenta,enta aka the afterbirth is that the thing that they throw into like a bedpan looking thing yes and it's

1:17.4

what attaches to your uterine wall and the umbilical cord is attached to the placenta and

1:22.8

attached to the baby and that's how about that i didn't know what it was because i was in such a

1:26.5

panic because you remember like she coated out on the table. They literally put me in another room and she was like flatlining. So all I know is that the whole room was filled with all sorts of craziness and they got me out of there as quick as possible. So I wasn't really asking a lot of questions when I was in isolation. I'm like, I, and this is no joke. I was really like,

1:44.7

I'm about to lose my wife. So what am I going to do with my future here? I'm going to move my mother-in-law in. So I didn't ask a lot of questions here because I really thought there was a chance I was going to lose her. You know, placenta was on the bottom of your priority list. Yeah, but I've never asked. I mean, I saw it. That's for sure. It was kind of shocking. I even remember the sound it made going into that steel pan.

1:45.4

Uh-huh. Yep. So we were talking about this earlier,

2:05.7

and I had given the AI overview of the benefits of eating your placenta. Because like Abby said,

2:12.3

Calvin and his wife, they are dehydrating it and crushing it up and turning it into placenta pills. They're snorting it in the bathroom. Doing lines of placenta. That is so rock and roll. His next DJ said. But I wanted to make sure that we give balanced and fair information, right? That's us. Is that what we're here for? imbalance. I don't know. We can pretend.

2:35.9

Are people complaining? Is that why you're doing that?

2:37.6

No. I actually, no, I actually felt like obligated to do this because I went to Mayo Clinic

2:43.1

and they said eating the placenta after childbirth is not recommended. There's lack of proven

2:50.7

benefits. There's lack of proven benefits.

2:51.7

There's no scientific evidence to support the claims that it prevents postpartum

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