PT 2: Full Show, August 6, 2025
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.6 | Time to get buzzed on the hot dogs from Hollywood with Abby. |
| 0:06.0 | It's the bird show's entertainment bus. |
| 0:08.2 | Wait, I feel like I just got shot out of a cannon. |
| 0:12.1 | It's the remix. |
| 0:13.3 | Calvin Harris and his wife, Vic Hope, are shocking the internet, which might be the most bizarre thing I have ever seen a celebrity willingly |
| 0:23.4 | post on their social media. So they just welcome their first baby into the world. Congratulations. |
| 0:28.9 | Yay. Babies. It's a little boy named Micah. And they announced, yay for her. I'm like a normal |
| 0:35.2 | name. Oh my God, it is a normal name. But you know, it's not normal. The third slide on Calvin Harris's, welcome to the world post with his wife and his new son. You know, it's beautiful. He's like sleeping on his chest. And it's all the things you expect to see from a new parent. And then you just keep on moving that carousel along on Instagram. |
| 0:54.8 | And then you see the biggest jump scare. |
| 0:57.8 | He decided to post a photo of his wife's placenta on his social media in the same carousel. |
| 1:05.6 | And it's beautiful. |
| 1:06.5 | And you can tell like, no, it's not. |
| 1:07.7 | I mean, not the placenta, but like the whole post. You know, it's him with the sun and then it's the water birth with him and his wife. And then it's the placenta. Why? And then it's the pills that the placenta was made out of. So if you look at the carousel, what he's doing is, and it is beautiful because she obviously had a water birth with what looks like in the home. |
| 1:29.2 | What's that when you were in a bathtub or something? |
| 1:30.7 | Yeah, like an inflatable tub. |
| 1:33.5 | And so, yeah, inflatable pool is what it looked like. |
| 1:34.8 | It did look like a kitty pool. |
| 1:37.3 | Yeah, it looks like an inflatable kitty pool. And so you see, first, anybody that is familiar with placentas. |
| 1:43.0 | So if you work in the OB field, if you deliver babies, if, you know, doctor, nurse, whatever, that looks like a very large placenta. |
| 1:52.9 | I mean, this was a, guys, this was a close up. It wasn't like it was in the background. It was like, like, like a steak in front of you. Have you all seen Alien with the facehuggers? It looked like that. |
| 2:01.4 | You know what they say about women with big placenta? |
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