The Bert Show.

We got a couple minutes here, so let's go around the internet, things that have caught

our attention.

I have some really good news for any man I have ever dumped before, because sometimes

dating a hot person is not always the best thing for you.

So this guy named Max Mantecalf, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right, on

Instagram posted that there are actually some

downsides to dating a person who is quote unquote conventionally hot. If you're going to date someone who's hot, make sure they used to be ugly, short, or fat. You can't get a lifetime hot person. It'll never work. You don't know how the other side looks. People who glowed up, they have personality. So for me, I look at myself, uh, pre-nose job and I go,

ah, yes, those were my personality years. So now I can go into my hot girl era, fully developed

with a, with a full rounded personality that understands what it's like to be on both sides.

I would say this, that as a person that has been average looking his whole life, maybe that's too much credit, we try harder.

Are you mad that none of us like jump to your defense? We're like, yeah, you're your, you're a girlfriend, I would say they just try it. It's a different game. You just try harder. You don't have to rely. You can't rely on your looks.

So it's got to be something else.

You've been doing really good.

You've been batting tens all your life from what I can see. Ever since I came into the picture, I'm like, all the people you've dated have been fire. Radio. So I told somebody that we had this conversation yesterday. And it blew this person's mind that dudes in radio, no matter how heinous you look, pull and get so much action.

And the dude just couldn't understand it. And I'm like, this does not translate for women. This is very much a one-sided, like, I have, you know, colleagues in this industry and I am not going to sit here and be dismissive of their looks. They are not completely unfortunate looking,

but the caliber of women they pull is strictly because of the radio clout.

That I don't, I don't agree with, and I have shown you the pictures that I have always

kicked, out kicked my coverage, even with Debbie Pierce, that eighth grade picture.

Oh, pre-rary radio.

You know what?

If my dad taught me one thing, it was how to talk to women.

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