Hoots McCracken
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 17, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. The return of Ashley...and she's high as balls. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Edward Forty Hands.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
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| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.6 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:49.1 | For the morning to you. |
| 0:50.3 | Tell him reading St. Patrick's Day. |
| 0:52.2 | I saw a leopard. |
| 0:53.5 | Just admit you're a lying, Cartman, so that everyone can go home. Oh, no. We have a deal, Cap. If I can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to fuck my b***as, remember? Kiss me, I'm Irish. Happy St. Patrick's say. Fuck me, it's a lepricot. It's showtime. Come on, man. Turn that down. |
| 1:14.2 | Oh, sure. Go crazy, everybody. Let her buck. |
| 1:17.7 | I completely forgot that that was today. |
| 1:20.1 | Well, you've been a little out of sorts. |
| 1:22.1 | Yeah, I think going to do. |
| 1:23.1 | We're almost a week, it seems. |
| 1:24.1 | Hi, guys. |
| 1:24.7 | Hello, welcome back. |
| 1:25.8 | God forsaken St. Patrick's Day. Binge drink until you |
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