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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Hoots McCracken

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 17, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. The return of Ashley...and she's high as balls. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Edward Forty Hands. 

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time

0:31.0

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0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.9

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:43.1

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:46.6

Ninety-three.

0:49.1

For the morning to you.

0:50.3

Tell him reading St. Patrick's Day.

0:52.2

I saw a leopard.

0:53.5

Just admit you're a lying, Cartman, so that everyone can go home. Oh, no. We have a deal, Cap. If I can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to fuck my b***as, remember? Kiss me, I'm Irish. Happy St. Patrick's say. Fuck me, it's a lepricot. It's showtime. Come on, man. Turn that down.

1:14.2

Oh, sure. Go crazy, everybody. Let her buck.

1:17.7

I completely forgot that that was today.

1:20.1

Well, you've been a little out of sorts.

1:22.1

Yeah, I think going to do.

1:23.1

We're almost a week, it seems.

1:24.1

Hi, guys.

1:24.7

Hello, welcome back.

1:25.8

God forsaken St. Patrick's Day. Binge drink until you

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