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Hi, baby girl. Hi, hey, hello. I am currently in Nashville just trying to keep

solid digestive movements because I'm a little nervioso about this show. So by the way,

if you're listening to this and it's Tuesday morning, I think the show is sold out. It is sold out.

But if you want to hop on over to NYC and see me self-implod at the Grammar C Theatre this Friday,

November 12th, it's going to be a hoot and a half. I'm being joined by Michelle Collins,

who is just, I mean, a fucking gem. And I don't really think that many people are funny if I'm being

totally honest. But Michelle Collins is a fucking rocket ship, a rocket ship that I want to ride hard.

And we'll have some other surprise guests. So see ya, New York. I'm never coming back. You know,

I used to say things like that as a marketing ploy. Be like, last time ever, like no more merch.

Bob, Bob, when I tell you wholeheartedly, you know, we dance this dance once, but not twice.

She's a little naughty and not so nice. Here's the deal with Nashville. The Nashville crowd is

going to be fucking incredible. I already know this. Okay. I know that these are my people.

Here's the issue. So my best friend lives in Nashville and she is just this gracious,

highly esteemed, beautiful beacon of like joy and grace. And I have no idea how we're so close

because I am an unhinged liability. And she got a table for a bunch of people, people that I know

socially, people that I've been to dinner parties with, people that I've lightly traveled with.

And you know, I'm not all caps, Jackie, all the time. I'm not at a dinner party calling somebody

a fucking cunt. You know what I mean? Like I bury that deep in my soul. I, you know, do that in the

privacy of my own home with the dead bolted doors. But I'm not like that all the time. It is the

truth of who I am. It is my authentic self. But I can hover at a six volume in mixed company.

So I've got all these people coming. And I need to like emotionally and mentally prepare them

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