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If it sounds like I'm a little irritated for this pre-roll, it's because I am, because while I am

a natural philanthropist, I don't like sharing my secrets because then it sells out and then

it depletes my supply. If you've ever seen me out in the wild, you will always, always see me

toting an obscenely large bottle of mystery green liquid. The green liquid is peak sun goddess

matcha. I am a matcha connoisseur. I have tried every kind on the goddamn market. The only matcha

I drink is the peak sun goddess matcha. I have sent so many panicked DMs to the poor peak team being

like, I'm almost out. Have you sent it out yet? I need more. Like because I can't physically

function without it. The taste is unparalleled. The quality is unmatched. It is clump free fun. I

found peak tea sun goddess matcha years ago because I like to drink my matcha cold. Every other

brand that I tried was clumpy and disgusting and it tasted weird. With matcha, you have to be

really careful. The peak sun goddess matcha is quadruple toxin screened plus they shade their

matcha trees 35% longer. It has extra L-feinine. It's ceremonial grade. It's organic. It was

crafted by a Japanese tea master. There's less than 15 of those in the world. Your skin will glow.

Your digestion will fucking rock. Your gut health, weight management. It helps everything. It is my

special special secret juice and I hate that I have to share it with you. For limited time,

peak is offering an exclusive bundle that includes their sun goddess matcha and a glass

speaker along with two premium bonus gifts, a handheld brother and a seven-day coffee detox book.

If you go to peak tea.com slash Bible, use my promo code Bible at checkout. You're going to receive

an additional 5% off this limited time bundle with gifts. They never do this. I begged and I regret

it because if I don't have access to all the fucking sun goddess matcha, listen to me peak tea.

I will fucking short circuit. Now to the episode.

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