rapper Neo is said that he's embracing the polyamorous lifestyle after posting pictures of his three girlfriends,

to which polyamorous man Dan Jones said, f***, that's way better than the polyamory I've been doing.

At this point, his girlfriend Tori interjected saying, what the f f*** did you just say, Dan?

To which Dan replied, I mean, I misspoke. The situation where I'm one of Tori's four boyfriends is actually

a much better version of polyamory, and also this is what Tori wanted. I mean what we wanted.

Tori interjected once again to say, that's better, Dan, and you better lose the fucking attitude

if you ever want to get out of the garage before turning to the reporter to say, we'd much

prefer to have him in the house and the bed every fifth night but lately he's had a problem with sharing and apparently he thinks he should have me all to himself even though he knows damn well Wednesday is david and john's turn on my body and his turn to watch david my's kid

following her comments tory's three other boyfriends burst into the living room angrily, with Dave Johnson leading the charge to say,

what's this we're hearing about you thinking three women in bikinis is better than sharing Tori between the four of us?

Are you trying to anger her? With John adding, you know we're not supposed to anger her before her second lunch,

to which Tori slammed the table with her fist before yelling, enough chit-chat!

Which one of you is going to carry me to the toilet?

Fellas, tonight I will be in Irvine, California.

That is tonight and tomorrow.

Sunday I will be in San Jose.

Make sure to come out.

There's a few tickets left, but they're selling fast,

and they usually sell out in those places.

Then Tampa, Salt Lake City, Denver, Atlanta, Calgary, Uncastle, San Diego, Tulsa, Appleton, Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Baltimore at Ryan Longcomedy.

Come out because the shows have been amazing.

And catch me in Edmonton and Vancouver.

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